Casting Call

by

Tom Smith

Produced by

Emily M. Muller

Directed by:
Michael A. Muller

Sponsored by:

JML Landscaping for all of your landscaping and mowing needs.  JML is the official landscaping partner of the Somerset Valley Players.  

Director Mike Muller is seeking the following:

3 Adult Males
5 Adult Females
Ages: 20’s – 70’s+

CharacterAge RangeDescription
Mother Superior50’s – 60’s

Stern, commanding, and suspicious. Unaware of the wine-making operation. Tries to maintain order amid growing paranoia and confusion.

 

Father Chenille50’s – 60’sEarnest and well-meaning priest. Often bewildered by the chaos around him. Adds to the confusion with his own misunderstandings and assumptions.
Sister Philamena30’s – 50’s

A quirky, slightly ditzy nun. Secretly helps make wine to support the convent.  Odd but endearing. Reluctant co-conspirator with a flair for comedic timing.

 

Sister Augusta30’s – 50’s

Witty, resourceful, and a bit mischievous. She’s the more grounded of the wine-making duo, often balancing Sister Philamena’s scatterbrained antics with her own dry humor and quick thinking.

 

Sister Mary Catherine20’sNew to the convent, bubbly and innocent with shifty eyes. Carries a secret that fuels much of the play’s chaos. Becomes increasingly unhinged as the farce unfolds.
George20’sDown-to-earth and observant. Often caught in the crossfire of mistaken identities and schemes. Adds a grounded, humorous contrast to the convent’s antics.

Sally

 

20’s – early 30’s

Investigative reporter and former fiancée to Paul. Goes undercover as a nun to expose the wine-making. Their romantic tension and sleuthing drive much of the plot’s momentum.

 

Paul

 

20’s – early 30’s

Investigative reporter and former fiancé to Sally. Goes undercover as a priest/nun/cardinal to expose the wine-making. Their romantic tension and sleuthing drive much of the plot’s momentum.

 

Auditions will be held at the

SOUTH BRANCH REFORMED CHURCH

(Please note location is NOT SVP theater)

Located at 870 River Road, Hillsborough

Directions to South Branch Reformed Church

 
Sunday, October 5th
at 6:00 PM
and
Monday, October 6th
at 7:00 PM

Call backs, if necessary

Wednesday, October 8th

at 7PM

The show runs Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm and Sundays at 2 pm
January 16th through February 1st. There is a preview performance on Thursday, January 15th at 8 pm.

 

AUDITION FORM 

 

AUDITION SIDES 

Side A : Sister Philamena, Sister August, Mother Superior

Side B: Mother Superior, Paul, Sally

Side C: George, Mother Superior, Sister Mary Catherine, Father Chenille

 Side D: George, Sister Mary Catherine

Side E: Sister Philamena, Sister Augusta, Mother Superior

Side F: Paul, Sally

Side G: Sister Mary Catherine, Father Chenille

 

NOTES FOR AUDITIONS:

Please note that auditions will be at the South Branch Reformed Church in Hillsborough, and NOT at the SVP theater. Please provide ALL conflicts from October 12th through February 1st on the audition form, including all holiday travel dates. Conflicts that arise after casting may lead to recasting of a role. Please dress in comfortable clothing for improvisational exercises.  Physical comedy is a MUST for this true comedic farce.