
by
Tom Smith
Produced by
Emily M. Muller
Directed by:
Michael A. Muller


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Director Mike Muller is seeking the following:
3 Adult Males
5 Adult Females
Ages: 20’s – 70’s+
| Character | Age Range | Description |
| Mother Superior | 50’s – 60’s | Stern, commanding, and suspicious. Unaware of the wine-making operation. Tries to maintain order amid growing paranoia and confusion.
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| Father Chenille | 50’s – 60’s | Earnest and well-meaning priest. Often bewildered by the chaos around him. Adds to the confusion with his own misunderstandings and assumptions. |
| Sister Philamena | 30’s – 50’s | A quirky, slightly ditzy nun. Secretly helps make wine to support the convent. Odd but endearing. Reluctant co-conspirator with a flair for comedic timing.
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| Sister Augusta | 30’s – 50’s | Witty, resourceful, and a bit mischievous. She’s the more grounded of the wine-making duo, often balancing Sister Philamena’s scatterbrained antics with her own dry humor and quick thinking.
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| Sister Mary Catherine | 20’s | New to the convent, bubbly and innocent with shifty eyes. Carries a secret that fuels much of the play’s chaos. Becomes increasingly unhinged as the farce unfolds. |
| George | 20’s | Down-to-earth and observant. Often caught in the crossfire of mistaken identities and schemes. Adds a grounded, humorous contrast to the convent’s antics. |
Sally
| 20’s – early 30’s | Investigative reporter and former fiancée to Paul. Goes undercover as a nun to expose the wine-making. Their romantic tension and sleuthing drive much of the plot’s momentum.
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Paul
| 20’s – early 30’s | Investigative reporter and former fiancé to Sally. Goes undercover as a priest/nun/cardinal to expose the wine-making. Their romantic tension and sleuthing drive much of the plot’s momentum.
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Call backs, if necessary
Wednesday, October 8th
at 7PM
The show runs Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm and Sundays at 2 pm
January 16th through February 1st. There is a preview performance on Thursday, January 15th at 8 pm.
Side A : Sister Philamena, Sister August, Mother Superior
Side B: Mother Superior, Paul, Sally
Side C: George, Mother Superior, Sister Mary Catherine, Father Chenille
Side D: George, Sister Mary Catherine
Side E: Sister Philamena, Sister Augusta, Mother Superior
Side G: Sister Mary Catherine, Father Chenille
NOTES FOR AUDITIONS:
Please note that auditions will be at the South Branch Reformed Church in Hillsborough, and NOT at the SVP theater. Please provide ALL conflicts from October 12th through February 1st on the audition form, including all holiday travel dates. Conflicts that arise after casting may lead to recasting of a role. Please dress in comfortable clothing for improvisational exercises. Physical comedy is a MUST for this true comedic farce.



Made possible by funds from the Somerset County Cultural & Heritage Commission, a partner of the New Jersey State Council on the Arts.